Sweety*Pinky

offendpoppunk:

are those feelings get them away from me

(Source: devotionii)

vampire-hybrid-fangs:

Me and my best friend were bored in class and so we made a ‘Can I Have, Please?!’ List. The first guys we listed were Joseph Morgan, Ian Somerhalder, Max Irons, and Drew Seeley…. now there is about 20 more on it… we arent weird… pshh… 

Nope! Not even a little bit :D

dailydoseofsamantics:

There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

tractorgang:

insinnersandsailors:

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

see all you motherfuckers in france

(Source: fumblrtabulous)

apollinares:

my boyfriend’s first language isn’t english and he asked me how to say cut in past tense and i said “cut” and he let out a wail of anguish and fell to the ground

sadly my first language is english and this is how i feel 

(Source: becqerel)